Once upon a time...

Tonight Monroe picked up a magazine and declared that she would read it to us. Her gem of a tale spanned many pages and began with "The national science kids were right. The game is fun!" Do I know what that means? Of course not. Nor am I sure how these "national science kids" are connected to the main action in her harrowing tale: Snow White was caught in a net and Monroe herself came to save her! The grand finale was my favorite part: "...and they all ate beans and rice and lived happily ever after."